whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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