I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
