My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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