I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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