You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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