I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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