how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
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