When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I touched a dick in church today
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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