The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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