i will never coherently bang her
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Randomize
