Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
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