Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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