well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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