We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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