Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
The air was thick with penises
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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