marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
sex in a hospital.. check
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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