my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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