can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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