So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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