Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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