All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
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