worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I just had sex on a roof
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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