i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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