The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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