How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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