i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
Randomize
