Having a random hookup so left but love u
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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