I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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