I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
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