i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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