lets start a swedish sibling band together
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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