need another drink. this is the easiest way
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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