try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Randomize
