When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
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