What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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