Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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