If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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