Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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