Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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