Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
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