Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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