hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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