Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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