she looked like the before picture.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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