She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
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