He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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