it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Randomize
