I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
the day after is always just damage control
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
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