i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I want a musical about memes.
Randomize
