she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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