just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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